meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job

(via look---alive---sunshine)


Q
I've just binged and I want to throw up so bad and I feel so guilty and I don't want to ruin my progress and even though I have worked off like seven hundred from walking for two hours I hate myself and I need help :(
Anonymous
A

green-tea-smiles:

No offense but these sound like symptoms of an ED, refer to this:

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kissykissycas:

When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.

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ivoryunknown:

found this on a park bench

ivoryunknown:

found this on a park bench

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tattoome:

Ian Caroppoli

tattoome:

Ian Caroppoli

(via iwalkedwithaz0mbie)


If you asked about him,
I’d explain it to you like I didn’t see this heartbreak coming.
The truth is me and him were like a car crash waiting to happen,
But I wouldn’t admit this.
From the start you encouraged me to put poison into my veins,
I took drags from your cigarettes,
They left me with burns on the back of my throat.
I did the drugs you handed me,
I lost count of all the nose bleeds.
All it took was for you to look into my eyes once to convince me to do whatever you said,
They were so blue,
I should have known that one day I’d drown in them.
Most nights when you didn’t call I’d reach for a bottle,
The alcohol would help me forget your name,
But it never helped me forget the way your lips molded against mine.
I know I should blame your false promises,
Your stupidly large ego,
And the way you lead me on,
But I can’t help but blame myself,

I should have known this wouldn’t end well.

I shouldn’t have to tell the story like this.

(via iclungtoy0u)

(via iclungtoy0u)


team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

(via contriversial)



Let’s raise children who wont have to recover from their childhoods

flowrescentonyx:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING

(via blueandgray)


em0rexia:

jamtards:

im so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck

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loOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G

(via contriversial)


supnoah:

do you have that one person that you can’t look at when your trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute

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willwin92:

gracetrolbig:

magickowl:

myreticentvale:

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

why has this not got any notes 

a middle school girl commited suicide here a few days ago..she was 14..

my followers know who this is for.

willwin92:

gracetrolbig:

magickowl:

myreticentvale:

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

why has this not got any notes 

a middle school girl commited suicide here a few days ago..she was 14..

my followers know who this is for.

(via throwbackdisneychannel)


kaylamonstersauce:

Bae be all mad about going 37-4 in a game of Titanfall…


zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

(via contriversial)